Difference between revisions of "Village:Scottish Consulate"
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It's a great tent, has survived storms at CCC Camp and probably storage over the winter. It seats up to about 15, has music, a UPS and a party atmosphere. | It's a great tent, has survived storms at CCC Camp and probably storage over the winter. It seats up to about 15, has music, a UPS and a party atmosphere. | ||
| − | We don't recommend relying on the | + | We don't recommend relying on the tent for sleep though - it can be party time till the early morn in there sometimes. |
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| + | The plan is to segment off a part of the campsite and declare independence from the rest of EMF. Our European brothers will be more than welcome to join us at any point, but we're going to "randomly" check those of you who carry an English sounding accent as you cross our blue-and-white border. | ||
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| + | FCKU, the border agency, apologises for any inconvenience caused. | ||
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| + | = Asylum = | ||
| + | For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program! | ||
| + | This is your chance to become a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman True Scotsman], with our exclusive, highly coveted certificate of Scottishness - the License to Kilt. | ||
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| + | There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time. | ||
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| + | Those carrying a license to kilt will experience freedom of movement at our border. | ||
= BBS = | = BBS = | ||
Revision as of 12:09, 30 June 2016
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| Description | Sweary, Scottish kilt wearing enthusiasts, buckfast drinkers and deep fried food afficionados. |
| Contact | User:Hibby |
| Web Site | https://www.scottishconsulate.org |
| Activities | Hacking, Eating, Drinking, Drinking, Amateur Radio, Swearing |
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Scottish Consualte
Hello!
We'll be back with our trademark tent, collecting a group of socialites to chill out with us for the duration of the camp.
Come join us for a most excellent adventure and party on dudes!
Tent
Our homebuilt marquee is 4m x 6m and consists of a 5.6m high radio mast, tarpaulin, wooden poles and a whole lot of love. It's a great tent, has survived storms at CCC Camp and probably storage over the winter. It seats up to about 15, has music, a UPS and a party atmosphere.
We don't recommend relying on the tent for sleep though - it can be party time till the early morn in there sometimes.
The plan is to segment off a part of the campsite and declare independence from the rest of EMF. Our European brothers will be more than welcome to join us at any point, but we're going to "randomly" check those of you who carry an English sounding accent as you cross our blue-and-white border.
FCKU, the border agency, apologises for any inconvenience caused.
Asylum
For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program! This is your chance to become a True Scotsman, with our exclusive, highly coveted certificate of Scottishness - the License to Kilt.
There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time.
Those carrying a license to kilt will experience freedom of movement at our border.
BBS
Our trademark BBS will be back in action this year, maybe with some fun extensions.
The goal is to get it on the radio too - get excited for 1200 baud goodtimes!