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Hello! | Hello! | ||
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Come join us for a most excellent adventure and party on dudes! | Come join us for a most excellent adventure and party on dudes! | ||
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| + | = Scotland Facts = | ||
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| + | Apparently we are [https://twitter.com/jna_sh/status/761561320223305728 "Just Perfect"] | ||
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| + | Thanks for signing up to to Scotland Facts! You will receive fun, daily facts about SCOTLAND! | ||
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| + | Did you know the Unicorn is the National Animal of Scotland? That explains where Scotsmen get their magic disappearing skills at the bar! <To cancel Daily Scotland Facts, add 'cancel' below> | ||
= Tent = | = Tent = | ||
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= Asylum = | = Asylum = | ||
For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program! | For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program! | ||
| − | This is your chance to become a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman True Scotsman], with our exclusive, highly coveted | + | This is your chance to become a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman True Scotsman], with our exclusive, highly coveted True Scotsman, Letter of Sanction - the License to Kilt. |
There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time. | There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time. | ||
Those carrying a license to kilt will be granted freedom of movement across our border by FCKU. | Those carrying a license to kilt will be granted freedom of movement across our border by FCKU. | ||
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| + | You can view the Letter of Sanction: [[:file:True_Scotsman%2C_Letter_of_Sanction.pdf]] | ||
= Evening Social Events = | = Evening Social Events = | ||
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All nights will run from 8 till late. Schedule Likely to change as we accommodate the other important events we want to attend, including but not limited to [[Village:milliways|whiskyleaks]]. | All nights will run from 8 till late. Schedule Likely to change as we accommodate the other important events we want to attend, including but not limited to [[Village:milliways|whiskyleaks]]. | ||
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| − | + | == Night 1 - Whisky Leaks. == | |
| − | + | At Milliways Big Dome , Starting at 8.30. | |
| − | + | Bring Whisky, Talk about Whisky, drink Whisky. | |
| − | == Night 2 - | + | == Night 2 - Go Dutch == |
| − | + | Our Twinned Town of [[Village:Camp Holland]] will be the place to be. | |
| − | + | == Night 3 - Breakdown Chill == | |
| − | + | Camp's nearly over, we're all sad! Let's have a more chilled out evening - we're off to hang out wiht milliways and the gang to avoid taking down the Consular Offices. | |
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| − | + | If there's enough folk, Hibby will probably get drunk again and embarrass himself in a whole new way. | |
| − | + | = BBS = | |
| − | + | Our trademark BBS is back in action - telnet bbs.scottishconsulate.org to get access. It will link you to our IRC and has some useful functions. | |
| − | + | There's an Anonymous FTP server too at bbs.scottishconsulate.org where you can download our Cultural <s>Indoctrination</s> Appropriation package! | |
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The goal is to get it on the radio too - get excited for 1200 baud goodtimes! | The goal is to get it on the radio too - get excited for 1200 baud goodtimes! | ||
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This looks to be suitably compatible with modern terminals, reducing compatibility errors with any sensible, post 1980s platform. | This looks to be suitably compatible with modern terminals, reducing compatibility errors with any sensible, post 1980s platform. | ||
| − | Hibby hopes to polish the turd that is [https://gitlab.com/Hibby/FuelSim FuelSim] to make it a playable door game. | + | <strike>Hibby hopes to polish the turd that is [https://gitlab.com/Hibby/FuelSim FuelSim] to make it a playable door game.</strike> '''Update:''' Hibby, drank too muck Buckfast to be left in charge of a petrol station. |
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Latest revision as of 13:05, 9 August 2016
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| Description | Sweary, Scottish kilt wearing enthusiasts, buckfast drinkers and deep fried food afficionados. |
| Contact | User:Hibby |
| Web Site | https://www.scottishconsulate.org |
| Activities | Hacking, Eating, Drinking, Drinking, Amateur Radio, Swearing |
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Scottish Consulate
Hello!
We'll be back with our trademark tent, collecting a group of socialites to chill out with us for the duration of the camp.
There will be approximately 8-10 of us in attendance, but the majority of guys are too busy for wikis!
Come join us for a most excellent adventure and party on dudes!
Scotland Facts
Apparently we are "Just Perfect"
Thanks for signing up to to Scotland Facts! You will receive fun, daily facts about SCOTLAND!
Did you know the Unicorn is the National Animal of Scotland? That explains where Scotsmen get their magic disappearing skills at the bar! <To cancel Daily Scotland Facts, add 'cancel' below>
Tent
Our homebuilt marquee is 4m x 6m and consists of a 5.6m high radio mast, tarpaulin, wooden poles and a whole lot of love. It's a great tent, has survived storms at CCC Camp and probably storage over the winter. It seats up to about 15, has music, a UPS and a party atmosphere.
We don't recommend relying on the tent for sleep though - it can be party time till the early morn in there sometimes.
The plan is to segment off a part of the campsite and declare independence from the rest of EMF. Our European brothers will be more than welcome to join us at any point, but we're going to "randomly" check those of you who carry an English sounding accent as you cross our blue-and-white border.
FCKU, the border agency, apologises for any inconvenience caused.
Asylum
For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program! This is your chance to become a True Scotsman, with our exclusive, highly coveted True Scotsman, Letter of Sanction - the License to Kilt.
There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time.
Those carrying a license to kilt will be granted freedom of movement across our border by FCKU.
You can view the Letter of Sanction: file:True_Scotsman,_Letter_of_Sanction.pdf
Evening Social Events
We're expanding our "turn up and drink" attitude to incorporate some chilled out social nights, all are welcome to come play.
All nights will run from 8 till late. Schedule Likely to change as we accommodate the other important events we want to attend, including but not limited to whiskyleaks.
Night 1 - Whisky Leaks.
At Milliways Big Dome , Starting at 8.30.
Bring Whisky, Talk about Whisky, drink Whisky.
Night 2 - Go Dutch
Our Twinned Town of Village:Camp Holland will be the place to be.
Night 3 - Breakdown Chill
Camp's nearly over, we're all sad! Let's have a more chilled out evening - we're off to hang out wiht milliways and the gang to avoid taking down the Consular Offices.
If there's enough folk, Hibby will probably get drunk again and embarrass himself in a whole new way.
BBS
Our trademark BBS is back in action - telnet bbs.scottishconsulate.org to get access. It will link you to our IRC and has some useful functions.
There's an Anonymous FTP server too at bbs.scottishconsulate.org where you can download our Cultural Indoctrination Appropriation package!
The goal is to get it on the radio too - get excited for 1200 baud goodtimes!
The choice of BBS software for this event is x84. This looks to be suitably compatible with modern terminals, reducing compatibility errors with any sensible, post 1980s platform.
Hibby hopes to polish the turd that is FuelSim to make it a playable door game. Update: Hibby, drank too muck Buckfast to be left in charge of a petrol station.