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= Asylum =
 
= Asylum =
 
For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program!
 
For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program!
This is your chance to become a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman True Scotsman], with our exclusive, highly coveted certificate of Scottishness - the License to Kilt.  
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This is your chance to become a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman True Scotsman], with our exclusive, highly coveted True Scotsman, Letter of Sanction - the License to Kilt.  
  
 
There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly  as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time.  
 
There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly  as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time.  
  
 
Those carrying a license to kilt will be granted freedom of movement across our border by FCKU.
 
Those carrying a license to kilt will be granted freedom of movement across our border by FCKU.
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You can view the Letter of Sanction: [[:file:True_Scotsman%2C_Letter_of_Sanction.pdf]]
  
 
= Evening Social Events =
 
= Evening Social Events =

Revision as of 15:44, 5 August 2016

Scottish Consulate

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Description Sweary, Scottish kilt wearing enthusiasts, buckfast drinkers and deep fried food afficionados.
Contact User:Hibby
Web Site https://www.scottishconsulate.org
Activities Hacking, Eating, Drinking, Drinking, Amateur Radio, Swearing
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Scottish Consulate

Hello!

We'll be back with our trademark tent, collecting a group of socialites to chill out with us for the duration of the camp.

There will be approximately 8-10 of us in attendance, but the majority of guys are too busy for wikis!

Come join us for a most excellent adventure and party on dudes!

Scotland Facts

Thanks for signing up to to Scotland Facts! You will receive fun, daily facts about SCOTLAND!

Did you know the Unicorn is the National Animal of Scotland? That explains where Scotsmen get their magic disappearing skills at the bar! <To cancel Daily Scotland Facts, add 'cancel' below>

Tent

Our homebuilt marquee is 4m x 6m and consists of a 5.6m high radio mast, tarpaulin, wooden poles and a whole lot of love. It's a great tent, has survived storms at CCC Camp and probably storage over the winter. It seats up to about 15, has music, a UPS and a party atmosphere.

We don't recommend relying on the tent for sleep though - it can be party time till the early morn in there sometimes.

The plan is to segment off a part of the campsite and declare independence from the rest of EMF. Our European brothers will be more than welcome to join us at any point, but we're going to "randomly" check those of you who carry an English sounding accent as you cross our blue-and-white border.

FCKU, the border agency, apologises for any inconvenience caused.

Asylum

For all our disenfranchised friends and floating accomplices, we offer an asylum program! This is your chance to become a True Scotsman, with our exclusive, highly coveted True Scotsman, Letter of Sanction - the License to Kilt.

There are a few rules and caveats you must adhere to, including near (fucking) constant (fucking) swearing and accepting the word of Billy Connolly as the absolute truth, but you'll get the hang of it in no time.

Those carrying a license to kilt will be granted freedom of movement across our border by FCKU.

You can view the Letter of Sanction: file:True_Scotsman,_Letter_of_Sanction.pdf

Evening Social Events

We're expanding our "turn up and drink" attitude to incorporate some chilled out social nights, all are welcome to come play.

All nights will run from 8 till late. Schedule Likely to change as we accommodate the other important events we want to attend, including but not limited to whiskyleaks.

Night 1 - Jackbox Video Games

If you've not played any of the Jackbox Party Packs, prepare to have fun and get rude.

Bring yourself, some drinks and a well charged mobile device - there will be a projector, and the games are played out using your phone, tablet or laptop.

The games include drawing silly pictures, coming up with offensive Cards Against Humanity answers and much more. If there's enough folk, Hibby will get drunk and compère.

Night 2 - Scottish Culture Appropriation Evening

Have you been to Scotland? We have. It's excellent - we highly recommend coming to see the place.

As part of our important consular duty, we shall be running an evening to give you a taste of our favourite Scottish activities.

Whisky and bagpipes in the early section of the evening, Buckfast and happy hardcore in the later section. If there's enough folk, Hibby will get drunk and teach you traditional Scottish dancing.

Night 3 - Badgehax

Camp's nearly over, we're all sad! Let's have a more chilled out evening, take a look at the badges and see what cool things we can make them do.

There'll be show and tell, hacking, alcohol and some chilled out music.

If there's enough folk, Hibby will probably get drunk again and embarrass himself in a whole new way.

BBS

Our trademark BBS will be back in action this year, maybe with some fun extensions.

The goal is to get it on the radio too - get excited for 1200 baud goodtimes!

The choice of BBS software for this event is x84. This looks to be suitably compatible with modern terminals, reducing compatibility errors with any sensible, post 1980s platform.

Hibby hopes to polish the turd that is FuelSim to make it a playable door game.